Man up and read this shit
I just posted part 2 of my disgusting-yet-hilarious parody of E.L. James' stinking pile of shit erotica series. I've said this before, but motherfucker you shoulda stuck with Twilight fan fiction. Now you've forced my hand into creating this nasty little thing. Look what you've made me do! You should be ashamed.
Fifty Shades of Decay, Part 2